I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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