I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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