Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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