I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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