Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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