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You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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