he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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