i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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