First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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