Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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