4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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