This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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