She's JV to your varsity
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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