38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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