Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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