It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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