White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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