I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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