i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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