billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
