: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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