So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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