You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
