Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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