How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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