I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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