i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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