3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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