Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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