I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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