You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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