She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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