Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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