We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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