hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
why is half of my head shaved?
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