Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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