Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I think I just sharted jello shots
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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