your room smells of hookers.
And success
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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