Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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