TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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