booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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