when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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