I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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