did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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