I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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