I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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