You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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