wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
