so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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