Is it normal to miss your booty call?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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