just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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