dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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