Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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