Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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