What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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