zippers are such a cool invention
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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