god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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