Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
