I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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