haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Where did you get a picture of my penis
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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